Disaster Porn

Civilized Self was horrified, and still is. Totally tragic, not to mention utterly fucking psychotic. We’ve all ruminated on the fundamentalist frackin’ mindset and the forever-changed before-and-after neocon geopolitical frackin’ whatever. Comrade X’s alter-ego still has nightmares, and that beatch was thousands of miles away.

But frack Civilized Self for a minute.

That fifteen odd seconds of footage is, deep down, the most amazing, thrilling, and frankly frackin’ erotic thing any of us have ever seen. Vicarious fear meets blue sky meets glass and metal meets a huge frackin’ fireball meets a frackin’ overwhelming adrenaline rush. Surreal and totally fucking beautiful.

Don’t even try and deny it, bitch.